you think?;u;also i think you forgot
don’t forget the best one
Oh god you guys made it better.
one more important thing that was forgotten
there we go.
okay yeah but
THE FUCKING LAST ONE
I’m not a homestuck and I honestly have no idea what this is supposed to mean
OH MY FUCK
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
if i ever misgender you:
- it is not on purpose i promise
- im very sorry
- tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
- spray me with cold water
i could listen to most irish people talking for hours on end
i mean not at the same time or anything that would be terrifying but you know
[voices of 3 million irish people]
T O P O T H E M O R N I N’ T O Y A